We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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