we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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