if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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