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How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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