Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
