Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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