i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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