I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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