i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
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