Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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