Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize