Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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