Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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