Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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