note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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