He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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