You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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