He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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