Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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