is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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