my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
This girl is more easily done than said...
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Drake has all the answers
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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