i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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