I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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