alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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