It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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