i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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