Just mADE A PArabola og urine
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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