Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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