Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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