And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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