Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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