Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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