is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
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Oh Jesus.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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