party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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