just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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