there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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