Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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