so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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