If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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