We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
You took a bar mat shot.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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