After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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