It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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