why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I supernannyed him into submission
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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