how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
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