i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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