sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I just found a bag of teeth...
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I'm bleeding and have questions
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