i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
