the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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