I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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