ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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