this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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