I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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