so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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