The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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